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C is for cookie…and chocolate…and chips…and…

August 21st, 2010

I’ve come to the realization that foods beginning with “C” are my downfall. These foods call to me. They seem quite innocent at first, but they are fiendish little things. Just a taste, that is all they ask of me. They know that I can’t resist them. They call to me. “Eat us, Shan. We’ll stay on your thighs. We’ll make your muffin-tops into full-fledged loaves. Eat us!”

Chocolate (the milky, melts in your mouth kind)
Creamer (coffee just isn’t coffee without it)
Cookies (my husband buys these darned things when he is in town)
Chips (see Cookies)
Creamy & Crunchy peanut butter
Candy (I’m usually good w/this unless it is Halloween)
Cheese (melted, shredded, in chunks…yeah. Dangerous stuff)

I know that this is my imagination, but it seems like foods starting in “C” are my DANGER foods. How can I avoid these foods? I just thought of it!

“C” is for CELLULITE

No thanks, C-foods. I usually stick with the motto: “Everything in moderation”. However, I really need to be careful with you guys. Just because I “SEE” you, doesn’t mean I have to “EAT” you. emoticon

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